A Shrewd Mint

I am Andrew, and this is my tumblelog. It is not, in fact, a blog about somersaults, but rather a veritable fount of wisdom, merriment, and deep philosophical reflection. Subscribe → Twitter →

May 31, 2010 at 3:57pm #
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Clarke and Dawe: Lending merry-go-round.

May 21, 2010 at 10:48am #
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wondertonic:

Transmogrifier: A magical and revolutionary product at an unbelievable price.

wondertonic:

Transmogrifier: A magical and revolutionary product at an unbelievable price.

May 12, 2010 at 2:32pm #
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Say what, now? →

Are you a breezy person who goes, “Yaka-wow!”?

Yes. Yes I am. What about you?

April 29, 2010 at 2:55pm #
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Why aren’t we ranking higher on Google? Our name starts with A, and this other company only starts with H!

— (via clientsfromhell)

April 27, 2010 at 7:47pm #
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Nemoy Sunset Pie →

This is what the internet is all about. Related: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich.

April 9, 2010 at 5:58pm #
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Choosing a Major →

PSYCHOLOGY: This involves talking about rats and dreams. Psychologists are obsessed with rats and dreams. I once spent an entire semester training a rat to punch little buttons in a certain sequence, then training my roommate to do the same thing. The rat learned much faster. My roommate is now a doctor. If you like rats or dreams, and above all if you dream about rats, you should major in psychology.

March 24, 2010 at 9:06pm #
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The Launch Loop →

The Launch Loop is an earth to high orbit launch system… [it] can launch thousands of tons per day to high orbit, and can be built with existing engineering materials for a few gigadollars (mostly for the electric power plant that drives it).

They had me thinking this was feasible up until I read the word “gigadollars”.

February 26, 2010 at 7:29pm #
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Do you think my Honda will work with one of these?

February 5, 2010 at 7:52pm #
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(Via Married To The Sea)

(Via Married To The Sea)

November 22, 2009 at 8:35pm #
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The Evolution of Lego Sorting →

15. You begin to develop strong opinions on Plano vs. Stak-On and Rubbermaid vs. Sterilite.

I’m glad I don’t have this many legos…