I love that name, Futon World. It makes me think of a magical place… that becomes less comfortable over time.
— Demetri Martin
Ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. Zoom-boing. Z’nourrwringmm
— The knights who until formerly said “Ni”
Provoking a reaction isn’t the same thing as saying something significant
— Calvin and Hobbes
Communicating badly and then acting smug when you’re not understood is not cleverness.
— XKCD
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
— Groucho Marx
I hear that You don’t change. How do You expect to keep up with the trends?
— Letter From a Concerned Follower by Pedro the Lion
The state is the great fictitious entity by which everyone seeks to live at the expense of everyone else.
Atheism turns out to be too simple. If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be a word without meaning.
— C.S. Lewis
